piddlepants

From piddle +‎ pants.

piddlepants

1. (slang, derogatory, euphemistic, rare) Synonym of pissy-pants (“one who wets their pants”).
   • 2000 January 11, GROG, “At the risk of being labelled a TROLL [Who? Me?] Jackson's lost the plot.”, in alt.fan.tolkien‎^[1] (Usenet):

     MOre snipadoodle form the eggheaded bed wetting little splurgy. Emnjoy sleelping in wet sheets, piddlepants? Heheh.

   • 2011, Averil Dean, Wet Sand‎^[2], Noble Romance Publishing, LLC, →ISBN, unnumbered page:

     One day, she told Elizabeth about a boy who'd teased her best friend. The girls rallied, reminding him of an earlier incident in which he had not made it to the bathroom in time and had to be sent to the nurse's office for a change of clothes. Peter Piddlepants, they'd chanted over and over.

2. (slang, derogatory, euphemistic, rare) Term of abuse; a contemptible person.
   • 1996 January 20, Jim Martin, “The Waltons”, in alt.bitterness‎^[3] (Usenet):

     It's those goddamn senior citizens that are stealing the future of America.
     
     If only you could be empress, piddlepants, I'm sure you'd fix EVERYTHING.

   • 2003 December 14, gekko, “Good Old Hillary Clinton”, in misc.writing‎^[4] (Usenet):

     Lissen, Piddlepants. I'm saying you are ungracious and arrogant. You think you understand what people intend to do ("crassly misrepresent" and "pettifog" and "cheap lawyer tricks" and "score debating points") and you miss out on the fact that people may just well be reading the words you wrote and coming to an honest interpretation of them and responding to that.

   • 2021 August 18, “Giant Hurricane Forms Over Washington From White House Spinning Afghanistan Story”, in The Babylon Bee‎^[5] (Satirical publication):

     "Rest assured, the President is all over this," said Biden's National Security Advisor Peter Piddlepants. "He is very in charge and competent and presidential, as evidenced by this photo of all of us seated at a very official-looking conference table. See? look at that!" he said showing a picture on his phone.

   • 2025 June 19, @rjc3650, Twitter‎^[6]:

     Poor old PiddlePants you need your blinky?

3. (ABDL slang, chiefly furry fandom, endearing, rare) Term of endearment for one who wets their diaper.
   • 2010 May 25, @muira_wolf_pup, “Leather Rebel by Darkpaw Camui”, in Fur Affinity‎^[7]:

     Badge commission from darkpawcamui
     
     (Who is a pretty lil princess piddlepants, but you knew that.)

   • 2023 December 23, @Flare629, “Surprise diaper check”, in Fur Affinity‎^[8]:

     Dismay pulls back Draven's diaper and checks her "hmm been hearing a lotta rumours your^[sic] a piddlepants Drav"

   • 2024 May 14, @CoffeeAndGoon, Twitter‎^[9]:

     HDJDHJDHD THOSE PAMPS ARE SO FULL PUPPY!!!! Good little piddlepants~

   • 2025 April 26, @Hornperion, Twitter‎^[10]:

     Im sure they can sense what a little piddlepants you actually are :3

• (derogatory senses): Less vulgar than pissy-pants or pisspants.