noncy

• noncey

From nonce +‎ -y. Sense 2 is probably after poncy.^[1]

noncy (comparative noncier, superlative nonciest) (UK, slang)

1. Resembling or characteristic of a nonce, or sex offender.
   • 2001 November 29, g.caffrey5, “Movie script starring Lloyd.............”, in freeserve.discuss‎^[1] (Usenet), archived from the original on 10 September 2025:

     Lloyd pushed his leader back into his seat and subscribed to the same Ngs, he then began to scrawl a whole manner of spurious boring shite............throwing back his head and in his nonciest laugh shouted "soon they will all be mine, the world will be mine and it all starts here in Scarecrow......WOOOOOOOHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...............WOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

   • 2011, Freddie Foreman, Tony Lambrianou, Getting it Straight: Villains Talking:

     He was a noncy guy. […] The nonce whispered something in the kid's ear, squeezed his arse, and got his face opened up from ear to ear.

   • 2015, Fredrik Hansen, Ghost: Inception:

     'Are you saying I look like a noncy man doll?' Dutch asked.
     'You're not exactly the rugged SAS action man type we're all made out to be are ya mate?'

2. Pretentious, affected, fancy.
   • 1989 January 8, John Sullivan, “Yuppy Love”, in Only Fools and Horses, season 6, episode 1, spoken by Mickey Pearce (Patrick Murray), London: BBC One:

     Yeah, he’s getting a bit noncy, ain’t he lately? I seen him walking down the high street the other day with his Filofax held up in front of him.

   • 2001 August 12, Carole Malone, “It’s only a matter of priorities”, in Sunday Mirror, London, →OCLC, page 25:

     IN a survey of nine cities, Prima magazine claimed that Geordie men were the least likely to help a damsel in distress. Now, as a native of Newcastle I will not have noncy London magazines casting aspersions on our menfolk.

   • 2023 June 19, Wendy Salisbury, chapter 51, in Take Two Tablets, London: Austin Macauley Publishers, →ISBN:

     “On the corner? There’s a Starbucks.” / “I wouldn’t set foot in the place!” Macy was gabbling like a spin cycle on overdrive. “Capitalist pigs! Brainwashed the public into believing that in order to maintain their visibility, they need to sport a cardboard container full of brown water with some noncy Italian name – what happened to a simple cup of coffee? […]”

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