kiss someone on the dick
English
Verb
kiss someone on the dick (third-person singular simple present kisses someone on the dick, present participle kissing someone on the dick, simple past and past participle kissed someone on the dick)
- (Australia, vulgar) To treat someone very favourably.
- 2018 May 24, Ands (@jstands_), “Ands on Twitter”, in Twitter[1], archived from the original on 22 July 2025:
- If the Broncos play finals footy, it will be off the back of the referees kissing them on the dick weekly.
- 2025 June 8, Ryan Adamson (@radamson15), “Ryan Adamson on Twitter”, in Twitter[2], archived from the original on 22 July 2025:
- North are a rabble. How does Clarkson survive this? His side has been kissed on the dick by the AFL and yet still they play like this.
Usage notes
Typically used in passive voice constructions, such as "They were kissed on the dick by the umpires last night."