bang maid

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bang maid (plural bang maids)

1. (slang, derogatory or humorous) A woman whose role in a relationship is limited to sex and housework.
   • 2007 October 25, Rob McElhenney, “Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender” (5:37 from the start), in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia‎^[1], season 3, episode 11, spoken by Frank Reynolds (Danny DeVito):

     “Charlie, I need a woman. I need a woman to cook for me and clean up after me, and somebody who'll do everything I say.” “Well, that-- That's just a maid. You want a maid?” “Yeah. That's right. A maid. A maid I can bang.” “Well, what the hell, man? I mean--” “What?” “I thought we had a pretty sweet thing going on here. Am I wrong? I mean we had a good deal going on. We hung out. We-- Y'know, breakin' records, eatin' chicken scraps.” “C'mon, I know you're gonna miss me.” “Don't hug me! Get-- Get out of my apartment. Dude, I don't need you. No, wait, wait. You know what, dude? Before you go, remember one thing. We had about the sweetest life that two men can have together, and you're walking out on that.” “Charlie, you're gonna have to deal with it. You know why? Because I need that bang maid.” “All right. Fine. But I'll tell you what, you're not gonna do very well out there without this guy. 'Cause I might not be much, Frank, but, uh, I think you'll find that I'm a pretty sweet deal... once you're out there on your own, and I'll tell you what else. You're not gonna find a bang maid, 'cause there's no such thing.” “I already did. Your mom. Good-bye.”